Random Thoughts of a Flamin’ Hot Peanut-less Mind (Damon Lamar)

Random Thoughts of a Flamin' Hot Peanut-less Mind (Damon Lamar)

1. I don’t know much about football, but always thought it would be cool to be a Dallas Cowgirl…
2. I’m super affectionate..at least in my head I am..usually when people hug and show me affection I love it..even though I push hit and punch them away..yeah..I know its weird..don’t judge my journey…
3. I’m a big girl…but I love being picked up…lol…I don’t know why…it is really thrilling to me..until I am picked up and then I can’t help but say put me down because I don’t like being up high..lol..
4. I really think Vicks Vapor Rub is of God..and I don’t mind the shade of others looking me when I have it all bright and shiny when I am in public..lol..I really don’t do that..jk..not really…no serious…I do…not…
5. I don’t like fasts…and when I do fast I generally do other things rather than food…yet this time I know that I had to….so I called it a detox to fake myself out..but now during this detox it finally feels like a fast…I mean I am like crying on the inside…my flesh is spazzing out….
6. I always thought it was weird when other cultures ate bugs or other weird creatures..but I will say that if you added chocolate or fried it in a breading..I would be willing to try it in a private restaurant…with some Altoids.
7. I don’t like it when females are nice to me because of who I know, or to get information out of me. I still smile and be kind, yet in the back of my head I am like really chick..really.
8. I haven’t cursed out loud since I was 15..at least that is all I remember…lol..yet in my head it has been since I was 33.
9. I believe that I am really dark skinned. Dark chocolate mocha fudge almond to be exact.
10. I want some foodddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd….Nicole running to eat some of those flamin hot peanuts that Damon ate for his detox knowing sam well that that is not what he can eat…

Random Thoughts on Why I haven’t washed my hair in two weeks…

Random Thoughts on Why I haven't washed my hair in two weeks...

1. Didn’t feel like it..nothing prolific…just felt that Fredrick Douglas would be okay…and then one day turned into two and then three then ten then fourteen…
2. It is so much easier to comb my hair when it is straight..even if the edges and the first two inches of my hair look like a mini afro..it is still better than having a full fledged afro daddy on my head.
3. The way my checking and savings work…lol…
4. I didn’t feel like washing my hair and then being cold all day long because it literally takes a full day for my hair to air dry.
5. Once I wash my hair the only hairstyles that I have mastered in my repertiore is Fredrick Douglas, Sho-Nuff, Alfalfa, and Bozo minus the middle missing portion
6. I really like my new hats and my hair would expand them out too much and ruin the shape of it…so therefore a few more days of dirty hair is okay right…don’t judge my journey
7. For some reason my hair is really doing well at still looking decent and straight so why fix what ain’t broke just because it may have a slight scent of blue magic grease that was left on the curling iron..
8. Truth be told for my gigs my natural hair is liked..but i get more gigs when it is straight..so the way this affects my bank account has me keeping my hair permed straight
9.I am proving that the theory that dirty hair grows could be true..those old wives tales may have something to them..
10.I am defying every natural hair rule…i am doing a no wash instead of a co wash…

Random Thoughts on Why I didn’t cook Thanksgiving dinner this year

Random Thoughts on Why I didn't cook Thanksgiving dinner this year

1. If I can’t taste it, then I won’t make it.
2. Inner Fat Girl Terri Johnson owes me for all the food she be cooking me out of my kitchen it be tasting all good and stuff…so she owe me more.
3. I don’t think anyone desires to come over and eat the Daniel Fast on Thanksgiving
4. My mommy got to work, and everyone else has plans…folks really do change when a sister can’t eat no turkey…
5. The way that my checking and saving account works…
6. To prove to the world that models truly can cook..yeah I know that made no sense..that is why these are random thoughts…
7.To not be apart of the beef between vegans and meatetarians, I just won’t do it…I would rather walk away
8. Because I cooked last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year…you get it..
9. So I won’t have to pay the secret santa at the door when I go shopping…
10. They wouldn’t take link or layaway.
and lastly
you can’t thaw out a soy turkey aka sorkey…

Random Good Thoughts About Life at 1:21pm

Random Good Thoughts About Life at 1:21pm

1. I eat a vegan diet when I am not eating meat and eggs
2. I have thick hair and my eye brows look like a sad clown sometimes
3. The blackness of my childhood is questionable ie. never learned to bowl, skate at the rink, play double dutch, or learn how to do the latest dances..
4. I don’t think that koolaid should be overly sweet, I dislike when “some people” make it this way.
5. I think some people have ghetto names until I meet them, and then for them their name is no longer ghetto
6. I think that if your hair is done ie cut or styled, everything else really doesn’t matter.
7. I think some models aren’t “stupid” but something quite similiar
8. In this technological age, I find myself asking the same question I did when I was 15, am I really going to use all these things I am learning in school once computers get more advanced.
9. Does everyone still bathe everyday?
10. I really think that a person’s eyes are really beautiful, I love eyes, just not those that are lying, crossed, cocked, yellow, veined up, cloudy, etc etc etc.

Random Final Thoughts of 21 Detox being OVER!!!! (Song Edition-Yes I’m Peculiar)


Random Final Thoughts of 21 Detox being OVER!!!! (Song Edition-Yes I’m Peculiar)
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy8dUJEOqos
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSKkKrUzUk
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk8mm1Qmt-Y
6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBHNgV6_znU
7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZMCFzq37iQ
10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGnIi9KrLQ

Random Thoughts…Aspirations Edition


Random Thoughts…Aspirations Edition

1. I desire to join a girl singing group or duo who writes their own music and videos
2. I desire to do standup
3. I desire to do parodies and improv
4. I desire to be dancer on tour
5. I desire to be an esteemed chef
6. I desire to be a world renowned writer
7. I desire to direct full feature films.
8. I desire to model for great brand name corporations
9. I desire to be a household name in cinema
10. I desire all these things now….and I am working on it…